New for Christmas
Because even your presents deserve a little attitude. Mr. Stickers has been asked to be festive. He has declined. Instead, he made gift tags.
All 18 grumpy tags
Every 72-tag pack has four of each, in your choice of two editions: with Mr. Stickers starring in every tag, or the classic edition with the same jokes in holly, ornaments and cocoa (and a “Ho Ho No.” for good measure). Love one more than the others? Add a whole sheet of it above.
- This Better Be Good. For the gift you agonized over. Or didn’t.
- I Waited in Line for This. In the cold. With my knees.
- Back in My Day, this present would have been an orange.
- Wrapped by a Professional. (Fine. By me. Don’t complain.)
- Gift Receipt Not Included. You’re keeping it.
- It’s a Sweater Vest. It’s always a sweater vest.
- Do Not Shake. Do Not Peek. Do not ask me to rewrap it.
- Re-Gifted With Love. Mostly love.
- Open Before New Year’s, or I’m taking it back.
- Naughty List Appeal: Denied. Too late. Still grumpy. Nice try.
- Some Assembly Required. Batteries not included. Patience not included.
- From: Your Favourite. Don’t tell the others.
- Merry Christmas. Now get off my lawn.
- I Didn’t Know What to Get You, so here’s this.
- Feliz Navi-Don’t-Touch-It-Till-the-25th.
- Some People Will Do Anything for You. Even the Boxing Day line-up.
- Fill in Your Own Grump. We provide the grump. You provide the complaint.
- Ho Ho Ho. Said flatly, from the recliner.
The fine print (he insisted)
- 72 peel-and-stick gift tags per pack (all 18 designs, four of each) on eight 8.5 × 11 in sheets, die-cut to shape. Each tag is up to 2.5 × 3.25 in, big enough to actually write a name. Add-on sheets have 9 of one design.
- Printed on a matte, unlaminated sticker so ballpoint, gel pen and Sharpie all work. Give the ink a few seconds before you smudge it.
- Sticks to wrapping paper, gift bags, boxes and the forehead of anyone who shakes their present.
- Printed and cut in our own shop, not shipped in from the other side of the planet.
- Gift-tag-only orders in Canada can ship flat by lettermail to keep shipping cheap (no tracking). Order early: Mr. Stickers walks to the post office, and he doesn’t hurry for anybody.
Want gift tags with your own art, your business name or your family’s inside joke? Build them as a sticker sheet with the writable finish.
How your tags actually arrive
The pictures up top show all 18 designs at once so you can read them. In the envelope, they come on 8.5 × 11 in sheets of 9, cut and ready to peel: two different sheets, four of each, for 72 tags. Each tag is up to 2.5 × 3.25 in. Add-on sheets are 9 of the same tag. Tap a picture to see it bigger.
